The Internet Is Obsessed With This Twitter Account That Roasts Bad Zoom Backgrounds
Alana is the staff writer on AWOL who thinks the…
Not all Zoom backgrounds are created equal. Yours might be a stunning photo of Australia, a scene from The Office, or the infamous potato. But the Bookcase Credibility account on Twitter poses the question: is your background absolute trash if it doesn’t show off your massive bookcase?
Launching in mid-April, Bookcase Credibility collects the best, worst, and most questionable backgrounds that have featured on live TV.
The account pulls no punches. It mercilessly roasts not only the Zoom backgrounds but also the people who thought that sitting in front of a large bookcase would make them look smart.
Oh David Davis. This is not good. A vague idea that getting in front of some books will help is not enough, there is a craft to this. The most helpful thing that bookcase could do would be topple forwards and close this scene. pic.twitter.com/C7sftIN2JU
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 25, 2020
Enormous thanks to @LucyWhelan for this one. An orthodox over the shoulder presentation is transformed into a firework display of credibility by the use of a mirror to reveal another bookcase! As Lucy said, wisdom includes reflection. Caroline Lucas at the peak of her powers. pic.twitter.com/B8tyGZTcso
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 24, 2020
Bookcase Credibility dares to question what’s really going on in these people’s homes.
Take, for example, journalist Peter Hitchen’s background. The lighting is fine, the bookcase looks well-used and loved and what is underneath that blanket?
A shame as Peter Hitchens shows good instincts with a bookcase that looks well-used, suggesting lively engagement with established thought, but his 4am after a bad night at the tables vibe and the object, hidden from view, overwhelm. What can it be? Mystery and despair win out. pic.twitter.com/6pVhKgphd3
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 25, 2020
“A shame as Peter Hitchens shows good instincts with a bookcase that looks well-used, suggesting lively engagement with established thought, but his 4am after a bad night at the tables vibe and the object, hidden from view, overwhelm,” the caption reads.
“What can it be? Mystery and despair win out.”
The beauty of the account is that it doesn’t matter what these people are on TV to say. They could be announcing a cure for COVID-19 or outlining more self-isolation restrictions. The only thing that matters while you’re browsing Bookcase Credibility is what’s in the background, and how cursed it is.
Here are some of the best and worst Zoom backgrounds featured on Bookcase Credibility:
Even Robert De Niro feels the need for a little bookcase support. Tall and slim, it stands at his shoulder like a bodyguard and like a good bodyguard is visible but unobtrusive. It does not invade the limelight. After all, this is De Niro. pic.twitter.com/PG5EFqURs1
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 26, 2020
Duelling bookcases. Styles make fights as they say in boxing and here we have austerity versus managed warmth. Two strong credibility grabs. pic.twitter.com/FzVkvAT7Ow
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 24, 2020
Andreas Michaelis. Imposing height and a Reevesian side wall are undone by the white space with door. The divide is too sharp, credibility wilts. The effect is as if the moon landing were faked and the footage broadcast included a guy to the side of the set eating a sandwich. pic.twitter.com/2u5ywx0SSr
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 26, 2020
Andreas Michaelis. Imposing height and a Reevesian side wall are undone by the white space with door. The divide is too sharp, credibility wilts. The effect is as if the moon landing were faked and the footage broadcast included a guy to the side of the set eating a sandwich. pic.twitter.com/2u5ywx0SSr
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 26, 2020
Jo the weatherwoman appears to be making an unsophisticated high culture credibility grab with a bookcase behind a piano. This is subtler. Through the triangle created by the propping up of the piano lid are It and a Lee Child novel. Jo wittily asks us what we consider credible. pic.twitter.com/wXSUS7Gers
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 25, 2020
Lisa Nandy. A spectacular, geometrical wonder. The lighting and the symmetry, with the skylights’ sweep echoed by Lisa’s hair and the room’s two sides mirroring give this the feel of biblical allegory. Bookcases are seeded everywhere round her, like followers gathering to listen. pic.twitter.com/89hwCo6y5P
— Bookcase Credibility (@BCredibility) April 24, 2020
We’ll assume you’ve already gone ahead and rearranged your room for some truly impressive Zoom backgrounds. Now that you’re all set, here are some fun ideas for things to do over Zoom, from the best drinking games to easy arts and crafts.
(Lead image: Bookcase Credibility / Twitter)
Alana is the staff writer on AWOL who thinks the best way to travel is by taking spontaneous detours and stopping at every local bakery to try the cakes. She writes a lot about Australian TV, Big Things, cursed food, and theme parks. You can follow her on Instagram @alana.dotcom. It’s mostly dogs she meets along the way.