Remember airports? What I wouldn’t give right now for some regular, all-consuming rage caused by annoying people you meet when you’re waiting at the airport.
That’s close enough to what TikTok user @_sincindy is doing right now.
The LAX airport employee is rating the celebrity encounters she’s had at the airport, and dragging some A-listers to filth in the process.
Nicki Minaj only scored 2/10 and copped some pretty harsh comments in the vid.
“She was a huge bitch. Wouldn’t get off the aircraft until everybody else got off, which she can’t do ’cause the flight attendants need to get off. And she was a bitch to my co-worker.”
Kendall Jenner got the same rating and @_sincindy had this to say about her: “Every time she flew out she was not really friendly to anybody and just walked around really arrogant.”
But @_sincindy also spilled the tea on the nice celebs she’s met at LAX airport.
Queen of the Internet Dakota Johnson got 9/10 and a glowing report.
“The only reason why it’s a 9/10 is because she forgot her passport all the way in LA in the middle of traffic hour, so we had to delay the flight and she still didn’t make it back. But I made fun of her the next time she flew out. She laughed and was super polite.”
Chris Hemsworth got a perfect 10/10, of course. “He was always really polite to everybody, he was even on a first name basis with some of the staff and literally so handsome in person.”
Noah Centineo and the chaotically good Robert Pattinson also got 10/10 and both seem like lovely people.
My heart skipped a beat when @_sincindy began her review of Chris Evans by saying “I still can’t believe this one”. For a moment, I thought she was about to go in on the walking bicep and human version of a golden retriever, but she gave him a 8/10.
“He didn’t really talk to anybody, he was low-key, not trying to be seen or anything. But 8/10 just cause I told him to have a nice flight. He didn’t say anything back, he just kinda smiled. But still would marry him, so, yeah.”
Pour yourself a piping tea because @_sincindy has uploaded four videos so far. It looks like she’s got lots more stories to share.
(Lead image: _sincindy / TikTok)
Alana is the staff writer on AWOL who thinks the best way to travel is by taking spontaneous detours and stopping at every local bakery to try the cakes. She writes a lot about Australian TV, Big Things, cursed food, and theme parks. You can follow her on Instagram @alana.dotcom. It’s mostly dogs she meets along the way.