Someone Just Found Guns And A Typewriter Made Of Teeth Behind A Locked Door In Their Airbnb
Well, here’s a story I didn’t think I’d be writing today. In fact, it’s not a story I thought I’d ever write because it sounds like something straight out of a Stephen King novel and I stay the hell away from Stephen King.
On a recent trip away staying in an Airbnb, English woman Ashley Fryer did exactly what you’re never meant to do: she opened the locked room. She took to Twitter to share what she found there: two guns, a sexy picture and a typewriter with TEETH FOR KEYS.
Just let that sink in for a moment.
There’s a (formerly) locked room in our Airbnb that contains two guns, an erotic painting, and a typewriter whose keys are entirely made of teeth.
— Ashley Fryer (@ashleyfryer) June 11, 2019
This is some 19th Century mass murder bullshit, if you ask me. She then (very correctly) acknowledged that they were probably going to die there. She also shared an image of the toothy typewriter, for your nightmares.
Feel a bit mean posting a photo of someone else’s place so here’s a tiny snippet of the madness I’m talking about. pic.twitter.com/D97Leknb8t
— Ashley Fryer (@ashleyfryer) June 11, 2019
While I appreciate that she felt mean sharing too many details of the rental property in question, I also hate that she didn’t because I would like to never go there.
Other Twitter users were quick to respond with suggestions and the very good advice that you should NEVER opened the locked door, EVER.
They’re probably currently watching y’all on camera, plotting your deaths, and going to finish decorating their typewriter with y’all teeth. Then we’ll all read about y’all and go watch the horror movie “AirB&B Lil House of Horrors”. 😂
Ok seriously, y’all should’ve been left. 🏃♀️ pic.twitter.com/OiAu9Jfuo7— 👑Queen👑 (@Your1TrueQueen) June 12, 2019
Why did you break into the locked room? You know the horror movies where someone breaks the rules and then the murders happen? That’s y’all right now
— Banner The Super Dog (@bannersuperdog) June 12, 2019
Bite the guns with the typewriter.
— Diego Noriega (@DieNoriegaM) June 11, 2019
— Mich Miller 🌊❄🌈 ☮ (@michmichcookie) June 12, 2019
In good news, Ashley has posted to Twitter since the *incident*, so she’s probably ok. Or her teeth are typewriter keys and the Airbnb owner just knows they have to keep the ruse going.
(Lead Image: Twitter /@ashleyfryer)
